The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
(Source: delicatelydebonair)
Two can keep a secret, if the entire town is dead.
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
(Source: bobbymoynihan)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
